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Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Movies

Another Post Since Im going to do about games, movies and series lets get movies out of the way... 
Here are the list of movies and a short review that I've watched over the span of 5 years

2010

1) Sherlock Holmes - Good movie. Anything with RDJ is gold
2) Solomon Kane - What the Fudge were they smoking
3) Alice in Wonderland - Its there anything Johnny Depp won't paint on his face
4) Iron Man 2 - Man in an iron suit - Avengers coming soon!!!!
5) Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time - The Game was better
6) Inception - Don't go to the toilet, you'll probably think this movie is on crack
7) The Twilight Saga : Eclipse - A Shiny Piece of Shit is still Shit. But the wife likes it so...
8) Knight and Day - Tom Cruise in an action movie where they edit all of the action scenes
9) Killers - A good comedy movie with GUNS...
10) Salt - There is a great person's name from a seasoning. How about pepper?
11) Expendables - Brain left at home... Movie good... MORE GUNS
12) The Sorcerer Apprentice - Disney's attempt to ruin my childhood cartoon
13) Eat Pray Love - The EAT part is the good part. Skip the rest
14) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 - I love Harry Potter... Who Doesn't
15) The Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader - If you are a fan of the book. Thumbs up
16) Tron Legacy - Daft Punk.. Nuff said. Movie was ok I guess

2011`

17) X-Men First Class - How did Prof X lose all of that hair. Good Movie
18) Transformers Dark of The Moon - Awesome Visual Effects... Same shitty storyline.
19) Super 8 - Expecting a monster movie. But saw kids running around without the monsters. Bleh...
20) Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows Part 2 - Ending was great. The book was better

2012

21) Sherlock Holmes Game of Shadows - Great Movie. A Predictable Holmes story
22) Mirror Mirror - What the fudge did I just watch?
23) The Avengers - Movie of the Year..... Awesome
24) The Amazing Spider-Man - Rebooting franchise. Wasted 1 hour on the origin.. Bleh
25) The Dark Knight Rises - Blleh dsfkhns dsfkja -- Let me take of my mask. Batman sucks...
26) The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 - They had to put a fight scene just because...
27) The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey - I can imagine the directors cut will be half of your day wasted

2013

28) Jack Reacher - Makes me want to read the book
29) G.I Joe Retaliation - Channing Tatum Dies in the first 5 minutes... Sucker (Said me to my wife)
30) Oblivion - Didn't see the plot twist there
31) Olympus Has Fallen - Olympus Has Fallen!!!!! coz saying once its not awesome enough
32) Iron Man 3 - Better than 2 Worse than 1 but the last scene made up for it
33) Star Trek Into Darkness - I AM SHERLOCK... I MEAN KHANNNNN... Bleh
34) Man of Steel - They should do a post movie seeing how Superman f'cked up everyone in metropolis
35) Pacific Rim - Movie of the Year. The Opening Intro should be the price of admission alone
36) The Wolverine - They are trying to make Wolverine the Batman of Marvel. It won't work..
37) Now You See Me - Awesome. Can't wait for the sequel.
38) Thor the Dark World - I just watch it for the post credit scene
39) The Hobbit Desolation of Smaug - Man this movie never ends. This movie could ended with one movie

2014

40) Police Story - Jackie Chan is old... 
41) Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit - Good popcorn movie
42) Divergent - This movie won't be boring... Unless you read the book. then it will totally be boring
43) Captain America The Winter Soldier - Best Marvel Movie to date... Rival Avengers
44) The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - Better than the first. Expected it to follow the comic book
45) Godzilla - Heisenberg (Brian Cranston) Died less than 30 mins in. I want my money back
46) X-Men Days of Futurs Past - Better Than The first movie. Too bad the mutants didn't kick ass
47) Malificent - Now Malificent is the good guy? 
48) Edge of Tomorrow - Best Sci Fi Groundhog Day movie ever. Must watch

Ok that's about it. After this all movie post will have a small movie rant of why is great or why is not...

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