Saturday, May 25, 2019

In the beginning

While trying to get some sleep... let’s start with where it all started...CUE THE MUSIC

Long Time Ago.... in a galaxy far far away  (hold up a minute... reset...this is not Star Wars)

It began with 6 infinity stones (ok my life is not a Marvel movie either)

still interested? ready... set... go

What do I know about my birth? I know I was born August 24th 1984. I was I was born in Georgetown and I also know I was born in the morning. The only recollection I have of my birth was the story my mom told me. She said she just finish a shift at the hospital (she was a resident doctor during that time), after she came back home I feel that my current apartment (her uterus... it is a uterus right... too lazy to google.) was to cramp and I need to get out. I was 1 week earlier than expected... so my dad had to drive her to the hospital while my brother was at the back. This was before the age of car seats were a mandatory thing. So in my head my brother was bobbing up and down at the back seat like a pinball. Those we're weird times... I came out and I was cute... the end

Little tidbits of me when I was a baby
- I was a naughty bugger. I drove my parents insane. The story they always tell me is that I am fast...I'll take the baby bottle (during those times, a baby bottle was made of  glass rather than high end plastics)... chug my drink like I was at a fraternity party and throw the bottle away... She said that there we like a lot of broken bottles on the floor because of it...I'm sorry mum
- My brother hated having me because besides that I am cute... I took most of the spotlight...I'm sorry bro... there is a happy ending to that story eventually

And there you have it kids... that's the story of how I was born... took me close to 35 years to tell it. But as they say better late than never

Next we'll move on during my stint as a 3-4 year old.  

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